GIANT Memorial Day Pre-Sale on Alkaline Water Ionizers Happening Now!

Posted by: William Poole On May 13, 2016 9:00 am

 
Every year, the last Monday of May is set aside as a national holiday meant to honor all American soldiers who have died in battle.

Veterans Cemetery

Today, Memorial Day represents a time of reflection, the unofficial start of summer, and a popular time to travel. This year, Tyent USA is memorializing fallen heroes and thanking customers by offering a giant Memorial Day pre-sale!

The GIANT Memorial Day Pre-Sale

Memorial Day Sale Badge Vector Illustration. Text with Banner and Stars.

In the weeks leading up to Memorial Day, Tyent USA has decided to markdown our entire line up of award-winning water ionizers. The giant pre-sale is highlighted by a special, 30% discount on all water ionizers with the Promo Code: GIANTSALE. 30% off represents thousands of dollars in savings and that’s not …

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5 Reasons to Love Tyent’s Founder Joe “Funny Guy” Boccuti

Posted by: William Poole On May 6, 2016 5:08 pm

 
Some people are born great, others achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them, and then there’s Joe Boccuti. In his case, all three forms of greatness seem to apply. Joe is a modern day Renaissance man of many talents and aspirations, and it is his energy and passion that embody the Tyent spirit.

Is that Da Vinci's Vituvian Man or Tyent's Joe Boccuti?
Is that Da Vinci’s Vituvian Man or Tyent’s Joe Boccuti?

Here are 5 awesome reasons to love the man who puts the “F” in Founder and in Funny:

  1. He’s a Self-Starter

Joe started Tyent USA with little more than a passion for helping others and a desire to share the health benefits of alkaline water. Along with a team of engineers and scientists, …

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Alkaline Water’s Best Celebrity Anti-Aging Case Study

Posted by: William Poole On January 31, 2016 9:00 am

 
Lights, Camera, Action! Most people don’t know the feeling of pressure when the camera turns on but Yannik Bisson does.

After her drinks his alkaline water, this is the last thing that Yannick Bisson sees!
After he drinks his alkaline water, this is the last thing that Yannick Bisson sees!

Mr. Bisson plays Dr. William Murdoch on the hit Canadian television series Murdoch Mysteries which is entering its 8th season. But, that’s not all he is:

“Bisson is likable as the handsome Inspector, with English Actor Thomas Craig suitably skeptical and at times dopey as his by-the-book boss.”

– Anonymous IMDB Review 😉

Woah, Yannik Bisson is a handsome TV actor, but why?!

Alkaline Water Might Make You Look Handsome!

Smiling man portrait

Wait a minute. “Might” is the wrong word because alkaline water probably makes …

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The Three Best Things You Can Do For Your Dog Right Now

Posted by: William Poole On January 30, 2016 9:00 am

 
Man’s best friend has been the canine since ancient times. Throughout history, dogs have always been more than pets to their human owners which is why we should give them the water that is more than just water: alkaline water.

Beautiful woman with a cute golden retriever dog

Pups have been and continue to be our closest confidants, greatest hunting partners, and most loyal guards. In a sense, humans and dogs cannot live without one another. In another sense, humans and canines can’t live without alkaline water.

The 3 Best Things for Your Pooch

  1. Warm Coat or Sweater

Dog in green hat

It is winter, so humans are bundled up from head to toe to brave the cold but often we forget about our four-legged friends. Sure, they have a thick …

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Hurry! Tyent’s Black Friday Blowout Sale Ends Friday!

Posted by: William Poole On November 27, 2015 8:00 am

 

Friday, November 27th will be a day devoted to digesting turkey, watching college football, and cleaning up after the big Thanksgiving celebration. But, that’s not all that Black Friday has to offer this year…

Black friday sale web banner deals

Tyent USA has joined the fray of retailers offering special, limited time discounts the day after Thanksgiving. We are calling it the Biggest Black Friday Sales Event Ever because the deals truly are the most generous we have ever offered. And you don’t have to wait until Friday to cash in on the savings because the Black Friday Blowout is going on now!

Save on Dreamy Water Ionizers

The prices on all of Tyent’s award-winning water ionizers have been slashed by thousands of dollars, …

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Tyent Water Ionizers Crush the Competition (Version 2)

Posted by: acray On February 13, 2015 7:17 pm

 
After spending most of the week looking at some of the cons associated with another company in the alkaline water business, and highlighting a few of Tyent’s positives, a juxtaposition to wrap it all up seems only natural.

Do the math. Choosing Tyent is a no-brainer.
Do the math. Choosing Tyent is a no-brainer.

What are the Cons Associated with Kangen Machines?  

  • To alter the pH of Kangen Water to make it acidic you have to add Sodium Hypochlorite
  • Sodium Hypochlorite is a dangerous bleaching agent
  • The price; with its multi-marketing platform – nearly 90% of the cost is commissions
  • Their short 30 Day Return Policy 
  • A weak 5 Year Warranty

How Tyent’s Machines and Warranty Are Better  

Tyent makes a better machine for less money.  It

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Fun Friday @ Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On September 19, 2014 4:48 pm

 

                                                               Hey everybody it’s Fun Friday!

 

 

 It's Friday-rainbow  This morning is a particularly beautiful Friday morning.  It is bright, sunny, and a little cooler than it has been lately and with the crisp hint of Fall in the air. 

 

There is something about that word Friday that just feels good doesn’t it?  I realize that it signifies the weekend and the end of a long week, but it’s more than that.  For me, it may be left over from childhood when you knew that Friday meant the weekend was here and you didn’t have to do schoolwork and could just play and have a good time with your friends.  Some things never change.  

 

But whatever the reason, Friday is here

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It’s Fun Friday @ Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On September 12, 2014 4:51 pm

 

Hey everybody, it’s Fun Friday!  

 

 

 

It's Friday Smiley Pin-up    It is Friday and I can’t think of a better day to wrap up the great week we’ve had here at Tyent USA. 

From the tremendous success of our Labor Day Sale, Carnival of Savings and this past week’s Back to School Giveaway Sale, we have been quite busy here creating new and happy Tyent customers. 

 

However, with a fast-paced week behind us, it’s time to catch our breath and let up just a touch and get ready for the weekend.

 

Anyone who knows me knows I enjoy words.  I have affection and an affinity for puns, plays on words, twists, etc.  Clichés not so much.  In fact, I avoid clichés

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Hey Everybody…it’s Fun Friday At Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On September 5, 2014 6:02 pm

 

                                    Hey everybody, it’s Fun Friday!

 

I Heart Friday

 

It’s Friday and time for a little fun.  I think of all the days of the week,  Friday is one of them.

Speaking of which, did you know that when the first day of the month falls on a Sunday, there will always be a Friday the 13th in that month?  It’s true.  And that’s just one of the many crazy things about Friday.

 

It also happens to be the only one I know.

 

Not to worry though, because I have a treasure trove of other information that is every bit as useless.

 

Like this stuff.

 

  • A goldfish has a memory span of only 3 seconds (always hearing new jokes)
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FUN FRIDAY @ TYENT USA!

Posted by: acray On August 22, 2014 4:46 pm

                                     

                                       Hey everybody, it’s Fun Friday!

 

Friday 8-22    There is no better day to end the week and begin the weekend than Friday.

 

After five straight days of turning curious consumers into happy Tyent customers, we are way ready for the weekend to get here.  So let’s go.

 

Here are some truly strange things I have heard people say that made me blink.

 

Unintentionally Funny Things I’ve Heard People Say

RUBBER STAMP HUH

I was in a restaurant one night when a group of people sitting next to me began talking about religion.  I heard one of the people at the table ask a guy across from them, “What religion are you Keith?”   To which Keith replied…”No religion, I’m an atheist…thank God.”

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