Fun Friday at Tyent USA

Posted by: acray On August 15, 2014 4:53 pm

 

Hey everybody it’s Fun Friday!   

 

 

Friday black board    Yes, ‘tis Friday once more.  Another week of work scratched off the calendar and we are so ready for the weekend here at Tyent USA.

 

It’s time for a little humor and some interesting/worthless facts.         

 

  • Did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary?

 

  • A shrew must eat every 4 hours or he will starve to death

 

  • A shrews heart beats 1000 times per minute

 

  • It’s impossible to preheat an oven

 

  • All the insects in the world outweigh all the humans and animals combined

 

Where Did That Saying Come From?

Ever wonder where some of those terms and phrases we use every day came from?

 Well, I have,

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Fun Friday! @ Tyent USA

Posted by: acray On August 1, 2014 4:43 pm

 

 

                                       Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday! 

 

 

I love friday    It is Friday once more and just in time for a much-needed weekend. 

 

Here are a few worthless facts to ponder while waiting for the clock to strike…whatever time it is that you get off work today.

 

 Black 10 Totally Useless Facts: 

 

  • An ostrich’s  eye is larger than its brain (I know people with that very same condition)

 

  • Rhythm is the longest word in the English language without a vowel

 

  • Earth is the only planet not named after a god

 

  • Elephants are the only animal with 4 knees

 

  • In English, the word “Set” has more definitions than any other

 

  • 6/4 of all people have trouble with fractions

 

  • Women blink nearly twice as often as men  
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Fun Friday At Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On July 25, 2014 4:50 pm

                                          

Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

 

 Stress-illustration    Oh yes…it is Friday, the last day of a long week.  At Tyent USA we work hard all week long to bring you the purest water and best customer service on the planet, so when Friday arrives, it’s time to de-stress, decompress, and enjoy a little personal R & R time.

 

Here is a funny dumb criminal story and a good YouTube video that hopefully, will make you smile and help to release some of those pent up endorphins.

 This particular story was told to me by a police officer on the East coast.    

 

Two-Bit Thief    

stack of quarters    I recall an officer in Rhode Island telling me he was pretty sure he had arrested

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Fun Friday at Tyent USA

Posted by: acray On July 18, 2014 4:58 pm

 

 

                                            Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

 

 Happy Friday-beach    Well, the weekend is once again upon us.  Friday is a very popular day with the American worker while Tuesday is the day most newborns like to make their appearance.

 

 

Five Fun Friday Facts

 

 Five with eyes

 

  • Fear of Friday the 13th  has a name- Paraskavedekatriafobyia

 

  • In Catholic countries, Friday is the sixth day of the week

 

  • In old Germanic tribes, this day of week was dedicated to the Goddess Freya, and that’s where the word Friday comes from in English

 

  • An ancient legend says, on Wednesday and Friday-two angels will take you into Heaven

 

  • In most places, looking forward to the last day of the week before the weekend is known as Friday’s Syndrome

 

 

Honesty

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Happy Fun Friday From Tyent USA

Posted by: acray On June 27, 2014 6:05 am

 

 

 

 

Jack-in-the-box

 

 

Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!  

 

Is it the end of the week…or the beginning of the weekend?  

baby-girl-playing-upside-down-on-the-street   I guess that all depends on how you look at it.

          

Technically, I suppose it’s both, but either way, it’s Friday…and it couldn’t have come at a better time.  

I like jokes…if they’re funny.  But funny is relative.  What I find funny you may not, and vice versa.  That is why I secretly cringe before posting a joke here.  Anyway, here’s a quick joke about relativity.  I think it’s funny.  

Did you hear about the snail who got mugged by the two turtles?  

Well, this snail gets mugged by two turtles and the police are taking

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Fun Friday @ Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On June 20, 2014 4:18 pm

       

                                        Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

 

 

monday-coffee-friday-beer    What can I say?   Today is the last day of the workweek and has arrived just in time for the weekend.

Since it is Friday here at Tyent USA, and probably where you are as well, let’s just exhale, relax, and call it a week.

Here are a couple of truly dumb, true criminal stories.  You can’t make this stuff up…mainly because you don’t have to.

When I was gathering stories of dumb criminals across the nation, I heard hundreds.  Everything from the bank robber who wrote his hold-up note on the back of his deposit slip, to the guy who covered his entire head with whipped cream then waited in line to rob

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It’s Fun Friday Here at Tyent USA!

Posted by: acray On May 9, 2014 5:13 pm

                                                         Hey everybody…It’s Fun Friday!    

 

Chuck  Good advice Chuckster!  It is Friday and we are wrapping up another week of good work creating happy customers here at Tyent USA.

 

Before we close the doors though, I’d like to leave you with a funny joke, a true dumb criminal story and some outtakes from a movie.  

 

You Asked Me

Couple  A reporter was interviewing a Guru, a Minister, and a Rabbi for a magazine article.  As he was wrapping-up he said, “In closing, I’d like to ask you three the same personal question. What would you like someone to say at your funeral?”  The Guru closed his eyes and gently said, “He sought enlightenment.”  “Oh, that’s good,” said the

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Fun Friday at Tyent USA

Posted by: acray On April 25, 2014 1:52 pm

 

 

 

 

                                                                          Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

BABY Its-Friday

 

 Well, it’s Friday around here.  It’s probably Friday where you are too.  The days go by so quickly…except during the week.  Ha!

Here at Tyent USA, after a rewarding, albeit tiring week of work, it’s time to take a breath, unwind and enjoy a laugh or two.

Here are a few funny jokes to close out the week.

 

Three wishes

Three men were shipwrecked, marooned, stranded on this island for ten years together when one day, a bottle washes ashore.  One of the men picks it up and begins rubbing off the moss and sand when suddenly, a Genie pops out.

“You have freed me from the bottle,” he exclaims. “I

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Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

Posted by: acray On April 18, 2014 4:07 pm

                                     

                                 Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

 

staff photo

                       Tyent staff photo

 

Yes, it’s Friday here at Tyent Headquarters, our favorite day of the week before the weekend. Once the afternoon rolls around we pretty much just want to relax and mingle with friends at the office that we have been too busy during the week to interact with.

For this Fun Friday, keeping with tradition, we will of course feature a fun video and a funny joke.

Let’s start with a joke.

 

A Tourist in New York

A tourist is having a drink atop the Empire State Building in one of the bars one night, and is looking out the window over the city when he is approached by a

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Fun Friday!

Posted by: acray On April 11, 2014 4:30 pm

                     Hey everybody…it’s Fun Friday!

 

friday-yes  Friday indeed. There’s an old Rock song that says, “Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend.” Those time-honored words hold as true today as they did back…whenever. Who cares? It’s Friday!

At Tyent USA, we believe in hard work…we are worker bees all week long so when the weekend arrives; it is time to slow down, take a breath, and maybe even have a few laughs.

We recommend you do the same.

I spent a couple years or so researching dumb criminals in many, many police stations across the country and in that time, I heard a few funny stories from judges and lawyers by proxy. I remember hearing from a lawyer the story of a woman

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