Oh yes…it is Friday, the last day of a long week. At Tyent USA we work hard all week long to bring you the purest water and best customer service on the planet, so when Friday arrives, it’s time to de-stress, decompress, and enjoy a little personal R & R time.
Here is a funny dumb criminal story and a good YouTube video that hopefully, will make you smile and help to release some of those pent up endorphins.
This particular story was told to me by a police officer on the East coast.
I recall an officer in Rhode Island telling me he was pretty sure he had arrested …
Is it the end of the week…or the beginning of the weekend?
I guess that all depends on how you look at it.
Technically, I suppose it’s both, but either way, it’s Friday…and it couldn’t have come at a better time.
I like jokes…if they’re funny. But funny is relative. What I find funny you may not, and vice versa. That is why I secretly cringe before posting a joke here. Anyway, here’s a quick joke about relativity. I think it’s funny.
Did you hear about the snail who got mugged by the two turtles?
Well, this snail gets mugged by two turtles and the police are taking …
What can I say? Today is the last day of the workweek and has arrived just in time for the weekend.
Since it is Friday here at Tyent USA, and probably where you are as well, let’s just exhale, relax, and call it a week.
Here are a couple of truly dumb, true criminal stories. You can’t make this stuff up…mainly because you don’t have to.
When I was gathering stories of dumb criminals across the nation, I heard hundreds. Everything from the bank robber who wrote his hold-up note on the back of his deposit slip, to the guy who covered his entire head with whipped cream then waited in line to rob …
Good advice Chuckster!It is Friday and we are wrapping up another week of good work creating happy customers here at Tyent USA.
Before we close the doors though, I’d like to leave you with a funny joke, a true dumb criminal story and some outtakes from a movie.
You Asked Me
A reporter was interviewing a Guru, a Minister, and a Rabbi for a magazine article. As he was wrapping-up he said, “In closing, I’d like to ask you three the same personal question. What would you like someone to say at your funeral?” The Guru closed his eyes and gently said, “He sought enlightenment.” “Oh, that’s good,” said the …
Well, it’s Friday around here. It’s probably Friday where you are too. The days go by so quickly…except during the week. Ha!
Here at Tyent USA, after a rewarding, albeit tiring week of work, it’s time to take a breath, unwind and enjoy a laugh or two.
Here are a few funny jokes to close out the week.
Three men were shipwrecked, marooned, stranded on this island for ten years together when one day, a bottle washes ashore. One of the men picks it up and begins rubbing off the moss and sand when suddenly, a Genie pops out.
“You have freed me from the bottle,” he exclaims. “I …
Yes, it’s Friday here at Tyent Headquarters, our favorite day of the week before the weekend. Once the afternoon rolls around we pretty much just want to relax and mingle with friends at the office that we have been too busy during the week to interact with.
For this Fun Friday, keeping with tradition, we will of course feature a fun video and a funny joke.
Let’s start with a joke.
A Tourist in New York
A tourist is having a drink atop the Empire State Building in one of the bars one night, and is looking out the window over the city when he is approached by a …
Friday indeed. There’s an old Rock song that says, “Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend.” Those time-honored words hold as true today as they did back…whenever. Who cares? It’s Friday!
At Tyent USA, we believe in hard work…we are worker bees all week long so when the weekend arrives; it is time to slow down, take a breath, and maybe even have a few laughs.
We recommend you do the same.
I spent a couple years or so researching dumb criminals in many, many police stations across the country and in that time, I heard a few funny stories from judges and lawyers by proxy. I remember hearing from a lawyer the story of a woman …