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We have all heard that old saying TGIF, well truer initials were never spoken. This has been some kind of workweek here at Tyent USA and we are so ready for the weekend!
Being it is Friday, itâ€™s time to let go of the tensions of the week and have a little fun. I especially like Fridays because my boss graciously allows me the freedom to try to put a smile on your face. A few laughs are a great way to start the weekend.
Well, I love a good joke so here are a few that we find very funny and hope you will too.
-The Ice Fisherman
One day this guy is ice-fishing and heâ€™d been there only a short while when suddenly, overhead, he hears a voice booming and thunderous. â€śThere are NO fish under the ice.â€ť He looks around then lifts his line up. Sure enough, the bait hadnâ€™t been touched. He puts it back in and sits there for a little while when again the voice returns. Only this time louderâ€¦and more adamant. “There are NO fish under the ice!â€ť The man looks up, raises his palms to the heavens and cries out, â€śIs this the voice of God?â€ť
“Thisâ€¦is the skating rink Manager!â€ť
I like that joke.
A man is summoned to his doctorâ€™s office and the doctor asks him to sit down.
â€śI have some bad newsâ€¦and some worse news.â€ť The doctor informs him.
â€śWhatâ€™s the bad news?â€ť The man asks.
â€śYou have twenty-four hours to liveâ€¦thatâ€™s allâ€¦then youâ€™re dead.â€ť
Shocked, the man asks, â€śWell what the heckâ€™s the worse news?â€ť
â€śI forgot to tell you yesterday when you were in here!â€ť
So this old pirate returns to port after five years at sea, enters his favorite tavern and as he sits down the bartender comes up and says,
â€śHey, I barely recognized youâ€¦you have really changed!â€ť
â€śI havenâ€™t changed all that much have I?â€ť
â€śWell letâ€™s seeâ€¦you didnâ€™t have that wooden leg last time I saw you.â€ť
â€śTrue, yeah, Iâ€™ve had a little bad luck. A cannon ball took that off. But Iâ€™m good with the peg.â€ť
You got a hook-hand.â€ť
â€śYeah, well I lost that in a sword fightâ€¦took me a while to get used to this but you knowâ€¦Iâ€™m doinâ€™ okay.â€ť
â€śWell, how about that patch over your eye, you didnâ€™t have that before.â€ť â€śLost it in battle?â€ť
â€śNoâ€¦that was an accident. I was on deck one morning and just as I looked up, a sea gull dropped some white-wash right in my eye.â€ť
â€śAnd it put your eye out?â€ť
â€śNoâ€¦that was right after I got the hook.â€ť
I hope you found a laugh in there somewhere. Â
Okay everybody, they are turning off the lights so check out this link to a funny prank video. Â I am smiling as I type. I love to see people get scared.
Enjoy, and have a greatÂ Fun Friday! Â Â Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmQh5b6lZ28