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Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Hey everybodyâ€¦itâ€™s Fun Friday!
Since it is Friday here at Tyent USA, and probably where you are as well, letâ€™s just exhale, relax, and call it a week.
Here are a couple of truly dumb, true criminal stories. Â You canâ€™t make this stuff upâ€¦mainly because you donâ€™t have to.
When I was gathering stories of dumb criminals across the nation, I heard hundreds. Â Everything from the bank robber who wrote his hold-up note on the back of his deposit slip, to the guy who covered his entire head with whipped cream then waited in line to rob the bank. Â He was arrested when the whipped cream melted and he was recognized.
Hereâ€™s another one that was pretty dumb.
Oops, Wrong Number
Â Â Â I believe this one occurred in California. This guy had escaped from the county jail and was on the run. He desperately needed someone to come and pick him up. Â As he was running down the side streets he found a phone booth. Â His friendâ€™s phone number had just been changed and he didnâ€™t have the new number so he call Directory Assistance. Â Or at least he thought he had. Â Instead of dialing 411, he hit 911 by mistake. Â When the dispatcher answered, he immediately hung up.
Well, if you call 911 and hang up without saying anything they send a squad car to that location to see if thereâ€™s anything wrong. Â He was still standing there trying to call someone to pick him up when the police car pulled up. Â They were more than happy to pick him up and give him a ride to jail.
You know, Will Rogers said God picked up the United States and shook it and everything that was loose fell into California. Â He may have had something there.
Another Crazy story.
A guy and his girlfriend decided to rob a bank. Â As the designated driver of the getaway car, she sat outside the bank while her boyfriend ran in with his fake gun drawn and mask on. Â He approached the first teller and demanded the money. Â It went so smoothly that he went to a couple more windows and did the same thing. When he felt he had enough money, he thanked the tellers and ran from the bank. Â Outside, he was stunned to find that the getaway car and his girlfriend weren’t there. Â He looked up and down the street frantically as the bank alarm rang out behind him. Â Finally, he just had to run for it. Â He didn’t get far. Â The cops picked him up a block away still clutching the money.
It turns out that because it was taking so long, she decided that sheâ€™d go and get the car washed. Â I guess that took a little longer than expected so she was late a little getting back.
Totally peeved, her boyfriend who did the robbing ratted her out and they both were sent to prison for bank robbery!
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Thatâ€™s it then. Â Time to go home.
Hereâ€™s a funny animal compilation video that Iâ€™m sure will put a smile on your face.