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Since it is Friday here at Tyent USA, and probably where you are as well, let‚Äôs just exhale, relax, and call it a week.
Here are a couple of truly dumb, true criminal stories. ¬†You can‚Äôt make this stuff up‚Ä¶mainly because you don‚Äôt have to.
When I was gathering stories of dumb criminals across the nation, I heard hundreds. ¬†Everything from the bank robber who wrote his hold-up note on the back of his deposit slip, to the guy who covered his entire head with whipped cream then waited in line to rob the bank. ¬†He was arrested when the whipped cream melted and he was recognized.
Here‚Äôs another one that was pretty dumb.
Oops, Wrong Number
¬†¬†¬† I believe this one occurred in California. This guy had escaped from the county jail and was on the run. He desperately needed someone to come and pick him up. ¬†As he was running down the side streets he found a phone booth. ¬†His friend‚Äôs phone number had just been changed and he didn‚Äôt have the new number so he call Directory Assistance. ¬†Or at least he thought he had. ¬†Instead of dialing 411, he hit 911 by mistake. ¬†When the dispatcher answered, he immediately hung up.
Well, if you call 911 and hang up without saying anything they send a squad car to that location to see if there‚Äôs anything wrong. ¬†He was still standing there trying to call someone to pick him up when the police car pulled up. ¬†They were more than happy to pick him up and give him a ride to jail.
You know, Will Rogers said God picked up the United States and shook it and everything that was loose fell into California. ¬†He may have had something there.
Another Crazy story.
A guy and his girlfriend decided to rob a bank. ¬†As the designated driver of the getaway car, she sat outside the bank while her boyfriend ran in with his fake gun drawn and mask on. ¬†He approached the first teller and demanded the money. ¬†It went so smoothly that he went to a couple more windows and did the same thing. When he felt he had enough money, he thanked the tellers and ran from the bank. ¬†Outside, he was stunned to find that the getaway car and his girlfriend weren’t there. ¬†He looked up and down the street frantically as the bank alarm rang out behind him. ¬†Finally, he just had to run for it. ¬†He didn’t get far. ¬† The cops picked him up a block away still clutching the money.
It turns out that because it was taking so long, she decided that she‚Äôd go and get the car washed. ¬†I guess that took a little longer than expected so she was late a little getting back.
Totally peeved, her boyfriend who did the robbing ratted her out and they both were sent to prison for bank robbery!
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That‚Äôs it then. ¬†Time to go home.
Here‚Äôs a funny animal compilation video that I‚Äôm sure will put a smile on your face.