Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Hey everybodyâ€¦itâ€™s Fun Friday!
Â Well, itâ€™s Friday around here. Â It’s probably Friday where you are too. Â The days go by so quicklyâ€¦except during the week. Â Ha!
Here at Tyent USA, after a rewarding, albeit tiring week of work, itâ€™s time to take a breath, unwind and enjoy a laugh or two.
Here are a few funny jokes to close out the week.
Three men were shipwrecked, marooned, stranded on this island for ten years together when one day, a bottle washes ashore. Â One of the men picks it up and begins rubbing off the moss and sand when suddenly, a Genie pops out.
â€śYou have freed me from the bottle,â€ť he exclaims. â€śI will grant you each one wish!â€ť
The first guy blurts out â€śI wanna be back in Texas on my ranch in front of the fireplace having supper with my family!â€ť
Poof! Â Heâ€™s gone.
The second guy says, â€śWell, Iâ€™m not married, so I want to be in Las Vegas surrounded by beautiful women with all the money I can spend!â€ť
Poof! Â Heâ€™s gone.
The third guy looks around and mutters, â€śI wish those other two guys were here!â€ť
In this next joke, if youâ€™ve ever known anyone that gambles in canadian casinos, then you know they can be a little quirky in how they decide to bet.
The compulsive gambler
A man goes out to his mailbox before work one morning and pulls five pieces of mail from the box. Â As he looks it over, he canâ€™t help but notice the postmark is the fifth day of the fifth month. Â On his way to work, he sees a license plate that reads 5-5-5.
â€śThatâ€™s it!…Iâ€™m calling my bookie right now!â€ť
So he calls his bookie and says â€śI want the fifth horse in the fifth race for $500.00!â€ť
â€śThe odds are five to oneâ€ť his bookie informs him.
â€śPerfect!â€ť cries the man.
His bookie phones him after the race. â€śHe came in fifth.â€ť
Whatâ€™s in a name?
Â Â An elderly couple had some friends over for dinner one night and as the ladies talked in the kitchen, the men conversed in the living room. Â The guest said to his friend, â€śWe ate at that new restaurant in town last night and the food was very good!â€ť â€śReally?â€ť his friend said. â€śWhatâ€™s the name of it?â€ť Â â€śItâ€™s uhâ€¦uhâ€¦we were just there last nightâ€¦itâ€™s uhâ€¦really good foodâ€¦down on the squareâ€¦new place and itâ€™s called uhâ€¦dang it!â€ť â€śWhat is that flower called, the red one, it has thorns, you give it to someone to show that you love them?â€ť Â â€śA rose?â€ť his friend asks. â€śRose! Yes, thatâ€™s it!â€ť Â The man turns toward the kitchen and yells â€śRose!…whatâ€™s the name of that restaurant we ate at last night?â€ť
Okay then, Iâ€™m out of here. Â I know this is an old one, but with the draft coming up and training camp going to begin in the NFL, I thought this would be fun to watch.Â
Have a Fun Friday and great weekend everybody!