Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Hey everybodyâ¦itâs Fun Friday!
Â Â Friday indeed. Thereâs an old Rock song that says, âEverybodyâs workinâ for the weekend.â Those time-honored words hold as true today as they did backâ¦whenever. Who cares? Itâs Friday!
At Tyent USA, we believe in hard workâ¦we are worker bees all week long so when the weekend arrives; it is time to slow down, take a breath, and maybe even have a few laughs.
We recommend you do the same.
I spent a couple years or so researching dumb criminals in many, many police stations across the country and in that time, I heard a few funny stories from judges and lawyers by proxy. I remember hearing from a lawyer the story of a woman in the courtroom on the witness stand when the Prosecutor asked her a question; the woman nodded her head in agreement but said nothing. The judge instructed the witness that she could not just nod her head, all her answers had to be oral. Â As the prosecutor continued, he asked the woman, âYou were the first one on the scene, is that correct?â Â âOral.â She said.
However, I have known some people in my own life that were as nice as they could be but would say things that would cause anyone with at least three firing neurons to shake their head. Â Take Jodie for instance. Â She was a friend of mine. Â When I was a teenager, I lived out in the country and so did all my friends. Â One summer day a bunch of us were lazing around in our friend Craigâs house (no AC) and it was really hot outsideâ¦and inside. Â All the windows were open and it was stifling hot. Â At that time, you could dial a phone number known as âTime Serviceâ and a recorded voice would tell you the time and temperature. âI am burning up!â Jodie groaned, limp on the couch. âCall time serviceâ¦see what the temperature is.â Â So I picked up the phoned and called. The voice answers, âItâs three âo clockâ¦ninety-nine degrees.â I hang up. Â Itâs ninety-nine degrees.â I announce. From the sofa, I hear âArghhhâ¦it feels like a hundred!â
Well, I still live in the country and so Iâll tell a country joke.
These two red-necks were out walkinâ in the woods one day when they came upon a large hole in the ground.
âMan, I wonder how deep this thing is?â One of them asks.
âI donât know.â said the other, âLetâs throw something in it and listen for it to hit.â
So they look around and one guy says âHeyâ¦look at this big transmission layinâ hereâ¦letâs throw that in!
So they get on each side of the tranny, lift it and drag it to get it to the hole then push it in. Â As they cock their heads to listen, suddenly, from out of the bushes behind them, branches and brush are being snapped and broken, dirt is being kicked up and they hear this bleating cry as a huge goat rushes right past them and jumps into the hole and disappears. Â The stunned men are still staring at each other with their mouths open when just then a farmer pulls up and asks,
âYou boys havenât seen a big olâgoat around here have you?â Â Still stunned, both men blurt out, âYeah! He just jumped into that big olâ hole in the ground right there!â
Well, I’m out of here. Â
Here are a couple videos we like and feel you will too. Â Oneâs funny, one is miraculous.
Have a great weekend everybody, from Tyent USA!
Woman on stand-murderpedia.org
Woman with fan-Dailymail.co.uk